New Dinosaur Discovery…

Another recently-discovered caveman drawing — this one depicts the ferocious Subasaurus Rex. This carnivore* stalked the plains and forests of the Triassic period, often near deli shops and coffee houses. Despite its fierce and bloodthirsty demeanor, its miniscule size meant it was only able to terrorize unsuspecting cold cuts and hoagie buns. Often mocked by larger dinosaurs, Subasaurus Rex eventually faded from prehistory, no doubt nursing a deep grudge…

*Actually, it was fond of ordering extra tomatoes on its prey, therefore making it technically an omnivore. Most Subasaurus Rex would argue that since they prefered spicy mustard to the yellow stuff, they were “bad” enough to qualify as true carnivores. Yeah. Whatever.